Flash Aficionado Gifts

'Was the flash too bright?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cellphone Islands

"A little help, please."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Kritik's Korner

US v.s. Tech Giants

Canadian film production

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Camping-Pong

Moby Dick

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Have you tried biting him?"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'New Game'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."