Flash Freeze Aficionado Gifts

Ice fisher.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snow is falling...

"What does she have that I don't?"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Cake Writer's Block

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'Was the flash too bright?'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

The best baker in Bath!

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

Wedding Cakes

Mr Winter.

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

"Shine the flashlight over here. Um, Ralph?!"

Cold

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'That was quite a snowstorm last night.'

'There's never any variety. Always frosted!'