Freeze Enthusiast Gifts

Snow is falling...

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Frosting the Snowman

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Baking

Entertainment systems

"You call this ice?"

"What does she have that I don't?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"We used to be cooler."

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Cake Writer's Block

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Hockey Goal

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Reindeer Family Portraits.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.