Freezing Fun Enthusiast Gifts

Ice fisher.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Frosting the Snowman

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Electric Blanket.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"What does she have that I don't?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Snow is falling...

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.