Winter Fun Enthusiasts Gifts

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

Good News about winter

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The kids were so sweet...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"