Freezing Weather Fanatic Gifts

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Snow is falling...

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather prediction is guesswork.