Cold Weather Aficionado Gifts

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

'Nice water feature.'

'The cold winter creates new business.'

'Frozen? But the label says to serve at room temperature.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.