Cold Weather Connoisseur Gifts

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"It's finally supermarket jacket weather."

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'