Cold Weather Connoisseur Gifts

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"It's finally supermarket jacket weather."

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Bless You."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'