Cold Climate Aficionado Gifts

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

''Cold fusion'? -- what fun is that?'

Your Bath's Ready.

'California: Here I come!'

'They all look alike to me.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Football fan

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Say, I just had a thought

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Igloo Building.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"I surprise you every year!"

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day