Cool Climate Connoisseur Gifts

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Electric Blanket.

Global Warming.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Football fan

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'California: Here I come!'

igloo smoking zone...

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'