Cool Climate Connoisseur Prints

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Electric Blanket.

Global Warming.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Football fan

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

igloo smoking zone...

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."