Cold Climate Connoisseur Prints

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

Eskimo putting food in a refrigerator

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Football fan

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."