Cold Climate Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

Eskimo putting food in a refrigerator

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Football fan

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Say, I just had a thought

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'