Cold Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Pizza and Related Searches.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"This looks like a good spot."

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'