Cold Connoisseur Gifts

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"This looks like a good spot."

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"