Cold Enthusiast Gifts

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Born to be Mild.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"It's her first snowman."

Double bass skating

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"I prefer snow person."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '