Chill Enthusiast Gifts

Born to be Mild.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Just chilling out...and you?

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"You are what you choose to become..be happy, chill!"

"I find the long winter months a lot more bearable now that I've learnt to meditate..."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Electric Blanket.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"My feet are cold."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."