Chill Room Enthusiast Gifts

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Chilly baby.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"My feet are cold."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Screensaver says project compiling.

His master's chill-out album

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Couch potato.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'