Chill Room Enthusiast Gifts

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Chilly baby.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"My feet are cold."

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Couch potato.

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi