Winter Chill Enthusiast Gifts

'I never get tired of watching the snow fall...it's so fluffy and quiet...what could be more soothing.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Born to be Mild.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.