Winter Chill Warrior Gifts

"It's not to drink. I hold it to keep warm during the parade."

"The fires of hell don't sound all that bad to me!"

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sriracha"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Fish needs bigger hole."