Cold Weather Warriors Gifts

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"The first winter is always the toughest."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Weather today.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Storm'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

How to save on your heating bill...

Boxing Snowmen.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

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