Winter Weather Warriors Gifts

The stages of winter

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

How to save on your heating bill...

'By the way, I probably should have mentioned this 60 years ago, but I would have been fine with moving to Southern California.'

Any snow last night?

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

Captain in a storm

Ice fisher.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Shoes Make The Man

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."