Winter Weather Warrior Gifts

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

'I don't know about you, but I could go for a little global warming right about now.'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

First Snow of the Season. . . 57th Snow of the Season

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Reindeer Snow Plough

"Snow piled up?"

Scotland the not so brave.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"No one else is coming to work because of the snow."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Best Snowblower Ever.

'I've made sure my car doesn't LOOK like it's been abandoned.' (Snowman in driver's seat)

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Ice fisher.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'