Winter Weather Warrior T-Shirts

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

'I don't know about you, but I could go for a little global warming right about now.'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

First Snow of the Season. . . 57th Snow of the Season

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Reindeer Snow Plough

"Snow piled up?"

Scotland the not so brave.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No one else is coming to work because of the snow."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Best Snowblower Ever.

'I've made sure my car doesn't LOOK like it's been abandoned.' (Snowman in driver's seat)

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'