Winter Sport Warrior T-Shirts

'Take me to Cuba, or else...'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

First aid in mountains

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowmobull

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Winter Weather.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Skier and his dog.

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

UFO Shelter

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"A little help?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'