Winter Sport Warrior Pillows

'Take me to Cuba, or else...'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

First aid in mountains

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Winter Weather.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

Skier and his dog.

'Fine. And you?'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

The polar olympics

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

UFO Shelter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"A little help?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'