Wintertime Warrior Pillows

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Fanfare for the Common Cold

Ice fisher.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"A little help?"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Sriracha"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."