Wintertime Warriors Pillows

Snowman facing firing squad.

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

Why giraffes hate winter

"A little help?"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

January Joiner

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'