Winter Warriors Pillows

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

'Tough winter.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'It was so cold last night, I fell out of bed and cracked my pyjamas.'

"Not with the children you don't."

"Shovel your runway?"

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

Trespassers will be snowballed.

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Vaccine Coming

Shovelling snow.

Weather today.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

Uninhabital USA.

"I thought I had put away the garden hose."

Minnesota Freezer.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Happy?"

Winter Storm

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"I can't take winter anymore!"