Winter Warriors Gifts

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Tough winter.'

Frigid Cold

Shovelling snow.

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Trespassers will be snowballed.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'It was so cold last night, I fell out of bed and cracked my pyjamas.'

"Not with the children you don't."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Weather today.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

Vaccine Coming

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

"Shovel your runway?"

"I turned the heat all the way up and opened all the doors. At this point I'll try anything to make it warm outside."

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

"Stay here in case I run out of ammunition."

Goodbye cruel world

Minnesota Freezer.

"I thought I had put away the garden hose."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Happy?"

Uninhabital USA.

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'