Mini Winter Warriors Gifts

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Why giraffes hate winter

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

January Joiner

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Sriracha"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'