Winter Warrior Sympathizer Gifts

"I hope there's a special place in hell for him."

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

UFO Shelter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'