Winter Warmth Warrior Gifts

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

Office Heating

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Crime

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'We need a new hot water bottle.'