Cold Weather Warrior Gifts

The Fall Collection

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."

Electricity prices

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

Nanatech.

"Lucky deer. I wish I was in heat."

Trawling for Fish.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Mum, I'm cold. - 'Put a jumper on, sweet heart.' - 'I'm wearing a jumper.' - 'Well, tough.' - 'I can feel a stinging 'Trip Advisor' review coming on...' -

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

I've got my antifreeze.

"-Cold? No, I don't feel the cold like you young wimps!"

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers...

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Where is global warming when you really want it?

Man sees statue sneezing.

Darn dog hates to go for a walk when it's cold

Arctic Tongue

1 (degree). Would you stop reminding us how cold it is?

"I think I'm well dressed but it's down around the first layer."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls