Cold Weather Survivor Gifts

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Stay warm last night?'

Emergency Parka.

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'How can you tell?'

Bus Stop

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."