Cold Weather Survivalist Gifts

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Running out of Gas.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'