Cold Climate Survivor Gifts

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

Dog Igloo.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Tourist in the desert

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'