Winter Survivors Gifts

Heating costs.

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Winter is an Adventure.

How You Know It's Spring...

The corner that Spring's around

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...