Winter Survivalist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your winter survivalist? Our collection features clever, cozy, and humorous items perfect for those who thrive in chilly conditions. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, find something to keep spirits high when temperatures drop and the snow is falling.

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'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries...

'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries... mockup

'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries...

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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'Guess who made it through the winter?' mockup

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?" mockup

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

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'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'

'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.' mockup

'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'

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The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner... mockup

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

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Facing a Cold Winter

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"Noce electric blanket. . . Now ya' just need a lead 3,486 kilometres long. . ."

"Noce electric blanket. . . Now ya' just need a lead 3,486 kilometres long. . ." mockup

"Noce electric blanket. . . Now ya' just need a lead 3,486 kilometres long. . ."

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"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones." mockup

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

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'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.' mockup

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

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St Bernard Toilet Holder

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How You Know It's Spring...

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Winter and all its blessings!

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.' mockup

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

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Health food - salt substitute

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"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck." mockup

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

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'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.' mockup

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

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'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room) mockup

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

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'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.' mockup

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

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'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.' mockup

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

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'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?'' mockup

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

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"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether." mockup

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

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Running out of Gas.

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"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter." mockup

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

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"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto." mockup

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

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"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!" mockup

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

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"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job." mockup

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

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"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..." mockup

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

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The corner that Spring's around

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'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?' mockup

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

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"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!" mockup

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

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Winter Survivalist Gifts Collection

Winter Survivalist Mugs

Looking for more winter-themed witty mugs? Discover our full range of humorous and warm designs perfect for the chilly season.

Winter Survivalist Pillows

Slip into comfort with our winter-themed pillows. Find designs that bring warmth and personality to your living space during winter.

Winter Survivalist Prints

Add some winter cheer to your decor with our vibrant and witty prints. Perfect for celebrating resilience and the season's beauty.

Winter Survivalist T-Shirts

Want more stylish and fun winter survivalist t-shirts? Check out our collection of witty, cozy, and season-inspired designs.