Snow Survivalists Gifts

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Running out of Gas.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The corner that Spring's around

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

Winter is an Adventure.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

How You Know It's Spring...