Winter Survival Enthusiast Gifts

Coping Strategies

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

Good News about winter

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Snowyphus

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

The lonely figure

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."