Surviving Winter Gifts

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

How to save on your heating bill...

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

The corner that Spring's around

How You Know It's Spring...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Radiator Blues

Going South

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Know your Emergency Vehicles. . . Ambulance, Fire Truck and Emergency Parkas.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Health food - salt substitute

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .