Winter Living Gifts

The Choice Between Television and Heaters

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Dog Igloo.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Isn't it great?!'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

How You Know It's Spring...

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

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Going South