Winter Care Gifts

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

That one has all the batteries!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good News about winter

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Ice skater

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'The kids were so sweet...'

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.