Winter Care T-Shirts

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

Snowprov

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Ice skater

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Keeping warm.

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'