Outdoor Care T-Shirts

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Tommy!"

Cat in a tank...

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."