Outdoor Upkeep T-Shirts

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Painting clouds

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Yardless: Please help

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Garden variety allergies."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The etchings are in the library."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'