Outdoor Upkeep Mugs

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Painting clouds

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Yardless: Please help

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Turtle Trailer Court

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Garden variety allergies."

"Not to mention the park view."

Beginning Yarder.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"The etchings are in the library."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."