Outdoor Maintenance Hero Mugs

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Propane ran out.'

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Mower Repair

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"