Outdoor Maintenance Hero Gifts

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"I can see our house from here."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Propane ran out.'

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Mower Repair

Giant sandwich bags.

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."